Im going to get absolutely fisted

So i failed statics. First year in uni and i already fucked up a class. Ive never failed anything in my 18 years of life. I lied and said that the uni website doesnt show grades, a lie i was able to keep up for a week because the uni site is shitty as fuck. I have to travel to uni tomorrow to pay for 2nd semester and "find out" my grades and i have to pretend to be surprised when i come back home. Worst thing is failing statics closes Dynamics so now im a class behind and im going to have to take it in the summer. I wish i could take both classes this semester but nothing i can do. My parents are going to murder me im not even kidding. Im not going to be able to breath in this house without someone trying to punt me. I would get in such shit when i would be first in class because my grades werent in the 90 percentile this is going to be catastrophic. Worst part is i didnt even fail the entire class i had a 41/50 before the final. Which means i passed all assignemets, all quizes, all midterms and had full attendance. I just flunked the final.