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the love of my life
from the moment we met
you were my gertrude
we acted like kids in the school yard
pestering, trying to out-annoy each other
i blew you away the day i ate pie out of a cup
and made guttural sounds in every call of duty 4 lobby
loving you was the easiest thing to do
you said i was created in a test tube specifically for you
asking me out to a duck decoy convention was the beginning of it all
the universe seems complete when we are together
feeling safe means being with you
i owe my life to you
you are my obsession; my prized possession
everything is for you
i hope we go out together
never knowing how it feels without the other
(sorry that got dark i know you don't like to think of that but i really love you)
bullshittery
a few days ago, we were playing siege and were making screeching/coughing/farting sounds, and when someone finally started talking to us, we became even more obnoxious and said some freaky shit. the guy goes "i hate happy couples". that made us feel so special.
i asked you to sing to me when we were going to bed. you immediately started singing 'she's a rainbow' by the stones. i started laughing and got all gushy.. when you were done i asked you what the fuck was that about. you said that song has always reminded you of me, and it's your ringtone but you always have your phone silent. you said it's my song..
you are made of pure magic. i look at you and i get butterflies every single time. you make me pass out from laughing just by giving a single stupid look, or by pretending to push me down on the couch and putting a single finger on my chest to hold me there. or when you put one finger on your lip and act seductive.. and do your seductive dancing..
i love feeling your teeth and i love when you squish me up against you and i fall asleep immediately and i love when you make fake spitting sounds at me in rapid succession like a spitball cannon and i love how you always eat while laying on your side and i love the way you gulp when you take a drink and i love the way you crack your knuckles and i love the way you brush your hair to the side and i love the way you chatter your teeth together and i love the way you exist
please always breathe, buttbutt
i love you
(if u are reading this and are not my husband, hello. i will be periodically adding to this so check back for more disgusting lovey dovey crap)
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