i dont know just yapping

im starting to hate my bestfriend 

shes just becoming so annoying and she copies everything i do >:(

from the way i dress from the way i speak

she also doesnt know what boundaries are with my dude friends

she hits them and gets mad at them for hitting her back and she makes unfunny jokes and starts making weird noises and starts acting "autistic" when nobody laughs and she thinks its soo funny

she also keeps trying to self project onto me like theres this guy she told me she had a crush on im not gonna say his name so imma call him apple so basically at first i was like "apple is kinda cute" then she was like "noo eww" then the next day shes like "wait he is kinda cute" i didnt have a problem with that cause i cant control what she thinks and its not like i had a crush on him after like a week she w told me she had a crush on him of course i was just like "oh okay cool" then another week later she says she got a boyfriend and that she doesnt like apple anymore and i didnt really care cause ive never met her so called boyfriend and after that she kept saying stuff like "______ youd be so cute with apple!" and i would always say no and that i dont like him like that but she kept saying that nad i always see her looking into his classroom or glancing and looking at him during lunch. she also saw him at a convenience store and they made eye contact and she ran away? like if you dont like him anymore why is it such a big deal of just seeing him in public?? like its so fucking obvious she likes him tf? and with my dude friends she changes her whole personality like wtf??? she acts like she has "autism" and makes weird noises and thrashes around oh and she also does baby voices to them like WTF!? one time my dude friend was at herhouse to do homework and she had a full on tantrum cause her parents wanted her to unload the dishwasher she full on ran around the house like wtf?? she did that with company over like thats actually crazy  also she keeps tryna fit in with us and its lowkey cringe cause me and some friends would be talking about anime and weeb stuff and she would be like "ohhhhhhhh i know that showwww" and she doesnt even know the name the thing is i was talking to my friend thats a girl about anime and she didnt seem to care but when 2 of my dude friends joined the conversation she immediately tried joining the conversation. shes so annoying and loud and she always yells for no reason or screeches for no reason. she talks shit about so many girls but acts like a saint while talking to them like pick a side. she just pisses me off so much and like she always acts so fucking annoying when theres dudes around and tries to act funny. also she used to hate on pink and cute stuff but ever since i mentioned liking stuff like that she copied me and also brought the same custom hoodie as me?? like i got it from my now ex bf and she took a picture of the design and got a matching identical but lower quality version?? like wtf... she also acts like she knows my ex boyfriend when she never even met him before like shes like "______ your boyfriend was so ugly" when she never met him before?? like thats just plain rude even though hes my ex it doesnt mean you have to insult him we didnt even break up over anything big we just broke up cause we lost feelings. she also commented on his instagram post that he was ugly like wtf??? he was insecure when i dated him and i made sure to keep reassuring him that he fine and that he wasnt ugly and when he fianlly gained some confidence she called him ugly??? like i may have told you about him but that doesnt mean you can act like you know everything about him, like she knew he was insecure but she still went out of her way to call him ugly.. she also invades my boundaries constantly like she kisses my hands and arms and i alway pull away from her and tell her to stop but she always just laughs about it she also licked me before like wtf?? 

i dont know what to do anymroe im just so done with her :(