Had to slap a BROKE B!TCH (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Hey whores, nickylicious hea, so as u probs alr saw I had to slap a broke bitch today cause of a pack of parliaments, my broken cd, and my last Molly tab. so hang on to ur pu$$ys cs this gets WILD >o< !! so act 3 hours ago I got an uber to this rundown literally nuked ass quick trip to get a pack of parliaments cs my pimp smoked the last one right, so I get inside and the cashier had MAJOR cool vibes yk? so I just like "hey girl just a pack of parliaments pls" and as she hands them over, this WHITE ASS posing ghetto youngin ho walks in like he's the shit (like no bitch your daddy prolly a businessman and your momma stays home sleeping w her pilates instructor..) noways he coms in and starts an insta live  talking bout "over here in the ghetto Fina make it out soon just stream my music lil bros " and idk what other ilshit he was sayin but like BITCH  WTF?! like actually. so the cashier hand me my pack of cigs and as I leave he bumps into mean and calls me a F@G?! BITCH BAII YOU MESSED W THE WRONG ONE TDY! I literally knock his cheap ass iPhone 8 out his mf hand and slap him w it and the cashier over by the counter laffin her ass off (as she should!) and his STUPID @ss is left shocked and I fucking farted on that putos dick. As I was leaving feeling all accomplished n shit puttin hi in his place, this boa literally STICKS HIS HAND in the crevices of my back pocket like he tryna look for sum and. the only thing he finds is my broken cd (my upcoming mixtape <3 that I was Fina go and get it fixed) and he LITERALLY TRIES TO SLIT MY THROAT like WTF! and I literally run as if flashback Mary is right fucking behind me. I ended up loosing him in downtown Dallas and made my way to my pimps house. 

Moral of the story: if u gotta slap a broke bitch, leave ur cd's @ #home

Luv u guys BYE!