boyfriends are cool

being unemployed and having no school is pure bliss especially when u have a bf that cashes out on u for being pretty and hes not a homosexual either because hes seen me when i dont look and behave like a plastic doll and still wants to fuck me. im trying to fix my sleeping schedule and this fucker comes in and bear hugs me until i fall asleep at 6 fucking pm then i wake up at 9:34pm and now my sleep schedule is so fucked and i dont wanna do my skincare so i pop up at some fancy dinner date with no makeup, flared leggings that are too big and i keep accidentally stepping on them, and a fuckass pink pineapple shirt so i whine about how i dont like how i look and he becomes a man and takes me out of there with such gentlemanly manners and we go in his car and we talk about how embarrassing that is because we were the only ppl there. idk where this is going i was just going to complain about my fucked up sleep schedule but my fingers have a mind of their own lol im gonna ask him to buy me a chanel handbag and if he says no i will contemplate breaking up with him bc wtf do u mean no