HELLO USERS OF SPACEHEY. THIS IS YOuR LORD SPEAKING.

SO ME AND MOD DIRK HAVE BEEN TALKING LATELY. AND APPARENTLY. HE IS AGAINST OuR "anti-yuri practices". WHAT HE SAID. "We can't be disrespecting our fellow women, dude, they're too cool for that." 

FIRST OF ALL. WE DO NOT "DISRESPECT" WOMEN. WE TREAT THEM AS A THREAT TO OuR YAOIHOOD. SO WHAT THEY ARE. BuT. I REALLY LIKE MOD DIRK. I THINK HE'S MY FAVORITE MOD. (NOT MUCH OF A COMPETITION. CONSIDERING OuR MOD TEAM CONSISTS OF THE FISH BITCH AND THE SPHERE GUY.) AND HE PROMISED TO JOIN SPACEHEY IF I CHANGED THE REGuLATIONS ON YuRI. SO I AGREED. 

NOW TO PuT THE ORDERS NEEDED INTO PLACE. WE ARE NOW A PRO-LGBTQ+ GROuP. FOR THE GIRLS *AND* THE GAYS. AND TO REFLECT THIS. WE ARE RENAMING OuRSELVES TO THE LGBTQ+ COALITION. HOWEVER. YAOI WILL STILL BE OuR CENTER GOAL. BuT YuRI IS NOT OuTRIGHT BANNED ANYMORE. I HOPE YOu'RE SATISFIED WITH THAT.

WE MADE A NEW BLINKIE. IN CASE YOu ARE A NEWLY ARRIVING YuRI WARRIOR.

 (THIS TOOK LIKE 2 MINuTES.)

ANYWAY. I HOPE THIS ENCOuRAGES MORE PEOPLE TO JOIN. so we can take over spacehey