what a freaking fiasco!

I tripped when walking into school; Diva down!

However, the worst part wasn't that it was in front of a bunch of people, but that it was a really dramatic fall. I seemed to sway in the air for what felt like seconds then went down like a sack of potatoes !! I would have laid there for a while to collect my thoughts since I felt like I hardly had time to realise what was happening before decking it, there was no strength behind my hands which I'd put out from reflex. At least it was a talking point for the day. But what was actually the worse thing, in fact, was that my phone had locked for some reason and I had to wait for ages before I could go on it again. The thing as a whole was totally intern. 

(To call something 'intern' means its not that good or not that high on the scale of awesomeness. Just as you'd call something cool 'boss', you call something that that good 'intern'. No hate to interns, its simply business based patter :D which I came up with)