Avengers Assemble: meeting an old college friend 🤼

I met up with an old college friend of mine, who we’ll call Chun LOL, at 성수 Seongsu and it was so much fun! We got japanese food, dessert, played games at an arcade, then drank the rest of the night away. We played pump it up at the local arcade by 건대입구역 Konkuk Uni station, and of course I ate LOL. I got S score playing on hard mode and Chun was struggling on easy mode HAHAHA. We later went to a random ahh pocha and it was so much fun to spill the tea of what’s going on with the rest of the gang back in the states. Basically, one of our other friends, who we’ll call V, is in a situationship-sorta thing with this girl and bruh. He is down BAD. Mind you, one month ago, this was the same guy that was like “Imma give up on love forever”. Anyways, V was single for like 5 years straight so he’s been out of the game for AWHILE. Chun and I both fear that this situationship might either make or break this poor dude’s soul. 

It’s hilarious doe because Chun was cackling and scheming the whole night like, “Imma tease him so hard when we meet up again.” 

Chun be like:

Like BRO 😭😭😭 cut this boi some slack, he has been single for HALF A DECADE NOW 😭😭😭

It’s kind of annoying tho because V literally comes running straight to me for advice about the most insignificant and idiotic things because of his crush. Like nahhh bro, I should be getting paid for all this free advice I’m giving at this point. I should charge him an hourly rate LMAO. I kid you not, every 1 or 2 business days he’s like “yo. Ellen. Ellen. Ellen. Ellen. What does it mean when she says *redacted*?” 

And I’m just like:

When I don’t respond within T-5 minutes, he spam texts me and before you know it, he has already done so much damage that I needa help him with the damage-control of the mess he has made afterwards 😭😭😭

Chun and I yapped the rest of the night away and basically, I was telling him how I’m out of the dating game for good now but tbh, I am afraid I may relapse 💀 like idk, sometimes it’s fun to be delulu and have someone to talk to but also, now that I’m apart from my dog Pepper, I don’t have anyone to cuddle with at night anymore 😔 I don’t need a relationship but I do need the cuddles to sleep at night. But highkey, I don’t want to get to know anyone that has an expiration date in my life anymore. I’m done with allat. I am so tired of scheming, playing 4D chess, and diagnosing Gotham-level villains out here in the streets 😭 It sickens me how many times I’ve been tricked and fooled by literal walking Fuckboy Pro Maxes and Fuckboy Galaxy Ultra Plus 5gs. 

Chun was like, “C’mon, it’s too early to call it quits!” And I was like, “Yeah, I know I’m young and there’s so much more time left but I’m like done having hope 😭”. Hope just gets in the way of my true goals and aspirations in life so it just feels much easier for me to progress through life by saying no to dating altogether. However, it is indeed a lonely path that I walk. 

By the end of the night, Chun was pretty much shwasted but I was good to go AHAHA. This mf was stumbling in the streets of Seoul and he reeked of alcohol LOL. I feel bad for the folks who had to ride the same bus as him because the alcohol stench emanating off of him was so strong that it could sterilize covid-19 within 5 feet of him. 

The day of the rendezvous:

City Update: It just snowed in Korea again and it’s so beautiful, it’s like a winter wonderland out here. However, it DO be cold as a mf 😭😭😭 The world be an entire refrigerator

Anyways, good evening from Korea and Happy Lunar New Year to everyone! May we all have the fun and successful package, NOT the trials and tribulations package for 2025 🤞🤞🤞 fingers crossed LMAO

P.S.: My sleep schedule is still so fucked. It’s been about a month since I returned from Cali and my ass is grass because I always sleep when the sun is peeking through the crack ass of the mountains bruh