going outside - random ramble

I'm kinda disappointed I haven't gone out a lot during this school break, I'm literally starting tomorrow but I can't help it. I actually live in an air fryer. Now I love my air fryer, if it were ever to break, I would die like an elephant in grief. My air fryer is my baby. However, I do not, actually, like living in an air fryer-like climate. I walk outside and I am ASSAULTED by the sun. Imagine the ash baby. That's literally me. Normally, I love the sun. I love being warm. Not anymore, apparently. I do not, actually, like being blasted with our stars' beams of raw radiation. Lord almighty. I am so glad aircon is a think or I would be Cremation of Sam McGee'ing in this place. 

Off topic but I got a ice cream cake for my birthday and I have been slowly chipping away at it like an antarctic version of a medieval peasant. Hooray. I can also now drive, so the rates of vehicular manslaughter in my state is going up at least 7% this year