My Stupid Cat is a Misogynist and Likes Terrible Music

I should have known the second I laid eyes on his stupid little stripey body that he hates women. If he were a human he'd have a big ugly festering tattoo that says "girls SUCK!"

Anyways, I was listening to punk music sung by girls (not even necessarily Riot Grrrl stuff, just sung by girls) and his fluffy ass runs away and go upstairs and starts breaking shit like my crack-addled Uncle Tim. I don't even know what he broke but I could hear it smash to smithereens quite loudly. 

The only music he likes is country. I like country, like Willy Nelson and Dolly Parton and Reba McEntire BUT he only likes the shitty pop country stuff that's all like "My father is a gun and I'm drinking alcohol in Tennessee" in a really offensive fake Southern accent. He'll meow if you turn off the radio and meow if you turn it to a good radio station. He only likes bad music.

Here's him in the summer of 2022. He's still a baby here and now he's TOO BIG. And he probably hated women here too.