BOYZ(not men) SUCK!

Tell me why my shitty ex (who agreed to being just friends) comes back in my tiktok dms talking about his meat and saying he misses me. I’ll tell you why - BECAUSE HE’S HORNY! Why else would a guy text “I miss you” at 12am let’s be real

I don’t see these messages until today because I haven’t switched accounts lately so I reply to the tiktok he sent and I say “HAI! sorry i missed [the text]”. To that, he sends his snap and says to add him.. BIG SHINY NEON HONKING RED FLAG

I add him, he adds me back.. first thing he says is about his dick. Yay. Woo. I’m so happy. Totally missed this. When we broke up I was so relieved cuz now I don’t have to deal with nothing but horny convos every day n night. Not sure why I thought he’d want something different. After a few mins of him begging me for pics and me refusing - he blocked me! The asshole only wanted me for.. my asshole XD

Thankfully I’m awake enough to recognise the lovebombing attempts straight away. IDRC about being blocked since I was already planning on keeping him in the past but it’s so fucking funny how he thought I was naive enough to go through that a second time

Moral of the story: Don’t give in to boys who think with their dicks + If he’s not hotter than Max Green don’t even spare him the time <3