my new life (satire)

day one of being sold: it's not so bad here, I actually prefer this life over my old one. hey, did you know they let me have three square meals a day (*w*) so yeah, I'm living the big life (^0^) the only problem is I'm a little lazy, so they get mad at me (ToT) but yeah all in all it's pretty good here, see you tomorrow. day two of being sold: today they made me move some rocks but, I didn't  wanna do that 2(^W^) so, i ate them instead and, know i gotta scrub the bathroom floors (T-T) see you again tomorrow. day three: so, they made me do some gardening today and I ate a cactus... instant regret. see you tomorrow. day four: i spent today in bed because that cactus did NOT sit well (T0T) see you again tomorrow. day five: today i made some rugs (^w^) i did so good that they gave me ice cream (*0*), see you tomorrow. day six: today I sold the rugs i made yesterday (^w^). see you tomorrow. day seven: today i milled some grains (*O*) but when i tried to eat some, they yelled at me (T_T), see you tomorrow. day eight: today I carved some sculptures, see you tomorrow. day nine: today i sold some sheep (*^w^*) bye bye little sheepies, see you tomorrow. day ten: so, I sold the wrong sheep and got in trouble (T_T), see you tomorrow. Day eleven: today i cooked some spaghetti... i should have boiled it not broiled it, see you tomorrow.  day twelve: today I caught some fishys, yummy fishy wishy, see you tomorrow. day thirteen: so now i have to be watch because of when i broiled spaghetti, see you tomorrow. today i practiced arcain magic in an arcade, see you again tomorrow. today's my last day here cause i'm being returned to the people who sold my cause the people who bought me want a refund, goodbye to you all, i wonder what's next for me?