Im on the loose

Hai frenz!

As many of you may know I was locked up in a padded cell for many crimes, but with a toothpick, half box of tic tacs, and a gas leak, I was able to escape :D!

I am wanted however, and to be honest, I like that, i like feeling needed even though if they find me I will be sentenced to death by firing squad. I can't have that happen, not again :3. I have taken shelter in a dollar general that is conjoined with a pizza hut. I don't like pizza hut so I have been keeping myself fed with cold drinks and Haribo Twin Snakes. Rations are low, and I've only been hiding here for 20 minutes, I don't think I'll make it to spring.

Anywhos, my jailbreak aside, I've found I am very good at being a nuisance. Seriously. I think I just get more annoying and infuriating to deal with as I age, and I was annoying back then so you can imagine how I am now. I really don't try being hard to be around or an embarrassment to myself and everybody, it just happens. I don't really talk to people because of it, I always worry I may say the wrong thing or accidentally say something insensitive accidentally. It isn't helped that I really just feel more alone then ever, ever since the end of my relationship but that isn't TOO important outside of why I'm alone. I don't exactly deserve a long lasting relationship really, that just sounds like torture... for my partner. I never did have a problem with my ex boyfriend, he wasn't at all mean or ignoring me, he was there for me. And it's a shame that he didn't want to be with me any more. I loved him. A lot. I don't have anyone with me anymore. Nobodys there for me.

Oops, gotta go, the cops found me and we are in pursuit.Ow ouch! Oof! Yikes! Ouch! Ouchies! Sorry they just tackled me and are detaining me.

Welp, guess I'm going to be gone for a while :3 happy Halloween everybody! Check your candy!

Buh bye!!!


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