Dream journal entry #1

Hey guys, I’ve decided to use my blog as a place to share my dreams so I don’t forget them. The world deserves to hear of them and I believe we would all be better off.

Dream no1(the other night): I was going about my day when suddenly I felt the a strange sensation in my right ear. I reached inside and I kid you not I pulled out a whole Cumberland sausage from it. A raw one. Feeling rather famished, I then put the sausage in my mouth and started to chew. A strange taste started to fill my mouth with each chew. Each time the taste becoming more and more foul. Promptly I spat out said sausage and much to my utter horror and despair, a half chewed log of poo lay before me. I will never get the taste of it out of my head ever. Overall I’d rate this dream (nightmare) a solid 5/10.

Dream no2(last night): I accused my Nan of something terrible which I sadly cannot remember, and her reaction was far from calm. She began with violently shutting doors in my face and screaming at me with nothing but malice behind her words. That’s when things started to escalate. I heard her footsteps heading upstairs so I promptly went in to the garden idk why. Her third floor bedroom window slammed open and she kind of just stood there for a while. For a moment I thought she was just being an attention seeker like she always is, but then she actually jumped. Well I say “jumped” but in reality she pussied out just flopped onto the balcony below her awkwardly. She then cried,”I couldn’t do it, I got too scared!” Actually embarrassing, Nana. Extremely painful watch. Overall I’d rate this dream a nice 6/10. Nothing special just rather peculiar.