storytime of how i got kinda expelled for doing literLLY NOTHING other than burn a girls hair and spraying her and the teacher with chlorine gas in chemistry class but whatever

so i was in class not doing anything just minding my own bsness and i was like omg i hope simon sits with me today and i see him sitting with CHLOE who is like my friend but thats who brianna usually sits with and im like ummmmm what and then BRIANNA WALKS IN. i thought she wasnt coming but she was late i guess which like typicalll of brianna but whatever. so my day was already ruined right but the teacher says BRIANNA SIT NEXT TO KAYLA because THE OTHER SEATS ARE TAKEN because ur LATE. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. so brianna not only showed up after giving me hope that she didnt come but she also had to sit next to me. like thats kinda toxic

she had the audacity to say hi kayla. or whatever. like no you cnt talk to me like that srry. anyway so mr jaguar was telling us to do some dumb formula but i really didnt givv an F!!!!!!! so i grabbed the hydrogen peroxide or something and i poured a little on briannas head when she wasnt looking and continued making the formula but i kinda didnt hear the instructions because boringgggggggggggggggggggggggggg and i was too far away from the blackboard (NEVER SIT ON THE BACK!!!! but also not on the front IT SUCKS THERE its all nerds and the teacher sees u more easily) so i just was SO BORED so i got my mac out and started using it (there was a big kid infront of me so the teacher couldnt see me) but BRIANNA started freaking out like omg kayla kayla ur gonna get us in trouble turn it off and im like ummm no are YOU gonna take care of my sims while im doing the formula I DONT THINK SO. and shes all do the formula or im telling the teacher and i was like ugh fine whatever even tho i didnt know what the formula was so i grabbed the bleach and vinegar and i put it in a spray bottler whatever its called and shake shake then BOOM it was like kinda weird idk and brianna turns to me like omg what are you doing and im like umm none of ur damn bsness nd she TRIES TO GRAB IT and im like omg no go away SO I SPRAY HER WITH IT and she goes OMG MY EYES MY EYES MR JAGUAR KAYLA SPRAYED ME and im like omg shut up ur gonna get me in trouble AND I DID GET IN TROUBLE so the teacher was like KAYLA YOU MADE CHLORINE GAS WHAT THE HELL and im like no i literally didnt shes faking it and then i notice that theres SMOKE coming out of her hair and im like ohh so thats what hydrogen peroxide does and the teachers like thats it go to the principals office and he GRABS MY HAND and im like omg no go away creep so i sprayed him too and basically both brianna and the teacher were breakdancing on the floor

in short both of them got hospitalized probably and i got (almost???) expelled but so far its just a 2 month suspension or whatever. whats worse is my classmates either call me a legend or not cool because some people actually like brianna but thats literally none of my problem? 

but yeah so basically it was all her fault. lesson learned though; beg the teacher to not let late students into the classroom from now on X) but yeah my parents were kinda mad and i didnt even get to keep the bottle so thats BS to me