Hey, Space!

I'll keep this one short-n-sweet, since I don't know 1) how long I'll use this nor 2) whether this platform is in any way vulnerable or bad. Just saying that I am indeed a real person who can be found hiding from a pandemic in Seattle as of February 2021 and writing full-time for my jobbityjob at Ars Technica, and I am absolutely down to have anybody on here say hello, spam my wall, send me concert alerts, and make like it's 2005 all over again.