coding?

i feel like a boomer how to the frick do you guys code 0-0

all the blogs i look at theyre all so aesthetic and funky and then mine are like business emails from a tehcnologically inept old woman D:

like:

Hi Linda just enquiring about the last round of emails i sent. Do they all say suck my ballz at the bottom of them? I'm at the end of my tether xx.

like where is the colour where is the PASSION

suck my ballz (aw man)