can I get a bump?

ALERT!! ALERT!! 

If u see a Kroger coupon in downtown Dallas, ITS MINE! I lost it after a homeless man asked me for some money and I told him to shut up and get a job. so this bitch proceeds to LUNGE @ ME, i promise you that's not even the weriest shit that's happened to me, this ho then is on my back and tries to CHOKE ME?! thankfully I was able to pull out my baby blue stun gun and shocked that bitch till she dropped!! sadly, in the pocket where I had my stun gun, I also had my $3 coupon and a ticket I got earlier that day for public indecency :( (I didn't loose that unfortunately) and as I heard the sirens coming I acted quickly and left the scene, leaving a fucked up hobo on the ground, and my $3 coupon. I just have one thing to say: Kroger coupon, if ur out there...mommys comin!