I accidentally cancelled my Time subscription, now everything is happening at once.

Hi, we have already met, but we just will meet. Tomorrow, but tomorrow is yesterday and I don't have chicken wings because I am not a chicken. That is a lie, I am but I also am not a chicken. Not a part of me, not me, but the whole me too. I can't tell you anything because I'm starting to tell you, I just finished, and I am telling you. I think therefore I am, but I am you therefore I am, you think therefore I am, and there is no therefore. There is a therefore and I am not thinking.

I have, will have, will be having, had, have had, a quiz for you!

How old are you?

a) 15

b) 58

c) That's none of your concern

d) That is is not will be will not be has been has not been your concern

e) Why does the English language have so much grammar times? Everything is happening at once

f) The answer is a

Are you therefore your am? What if I was therefore I was you before you could think therefore you are so now I think I am you therefore I am you? 

I think it's happening therefore it is. I think I am you therefore I am you. And you think you're me therefore you are me. Have you always been me? Or have you became me? Will you be someone else? 

NO.

It's all true. Yet all a complete lie.

It's everything at the same time. 

Stop doing, you do it anyway. Strat doing you're not doing it. 

SHUT THE FUCK UP