UPDATE TO THE SQUIRREL SITUATION

The sub ended up asking what the fuss was about and why everyone was yelling abt curvy squirrels, and the kid had to show her a photo of the thick squirrel. she's threatening to write him a referral.

I asked him why he was creaming over a fucking squirrel and he said "bc its a squirrel" and now im calling him a z00phile. also he told the fat kid with the squirrel's name that he needs to "stop consuming".