MY CLASSMATE IS BRICKED UP FOR A SQUIRREL

Im in US History and im sitting next to a bunch of guys and one of them is named the same as this anime squirrel and one of them searched the squirrel up and started simping over her, to the point of describing how hard she was making him. and he's right next to the kid with the same name as the squirrel and he's telling the teacher that our classmate is "making him feel unsafe". ITS JUST A SQUIRREL WITH MILKERS DUDE.

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UPDATE: The dude simping for the squirrel said "i fucking love ___", and the kid with the same name as the squirrel started complaining and now he's being body shamed for "having a big belly instead of big tits"