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Dearest Reader,

Thou must know that mine parents hath compelled me once more to venture forth to dine, despite mine earnest protests. Alas, they persist in this endeavor! T-T Upon arrival, I find myself besieged by the most vexatious live music, which doth assail mine ears with its frickety frackety loudness. Verily, it hath bestowed upon me a most unwelcome headache, rendering me unable to enjoy mine own most splendid music, which is beyond cool! Poopoo indeed!

Yet, I shall cast aside my earlier grievances regarding the singer, for she did graciously compliment mine xxhi’s and mine anru birds hat. In that light, she hath earned mine favor once more.

I thank thee for indulging my lamentations. Toodaloo!

Yours in exasperation,

ryley 💔