asterism diecord server bad pt 2

Lina, the creator, personally spat in my face and called me 6 slurs. Then all of the mods locked me in a public bathroom and chewed on my arms and went ewwww ew what soap do u use when taking a bath because your arm tastes like chemicals. Mate, I use the Japanese cherry blossom soap from bath & body works, and it's NOT "ew" in fact it's very wonderful. Be grateful

But anyway I was like "why are you chewing on my arms" and they STOMPED on my face and said "because we hate you and you smell like smelly burgers." Half of them had bad mustaches and the stench of the discord mods were unbearable. One of them were speaking in some weird, obviously forced "uwu" voice and saying brainrot terms over an over, such as "bro is cringemaxxing" when I pointed out that one of them sleep with a body pillow of the chick from needy streamer overload.  Then they decided I was too nonchalant about being attacked and dragged me out of the public bathroom and took me to a McDonald's.

Davin, one of the admns, revealed that they had been watching me for some time and noticed that I love McDonald's but that I rarely got to eat it because I just don't get a chance to get there often. They deduced what my favorite meal would be and ordered it for themselves as I was duct taped to the ceiling, forced to watch them tear up the chicken nuggets and mcflurry and I couldn't get even a crumb. I agonized as I watched every crumb go to each discord mods big, obese belly, while all I could do to the scrumptious meal was look at it. Then, they allowed me to escape the ceiling, but i only wished for death. They did not deliver my wish. 

When I was un-taped, I tried to run out of the McDonald's, but then Lina exclaimed "NUH UH LIL BRO" and used her magical girl powers to lock the doors with her mind. I was like "???" and they sat me down and forced me to watch a full gameplay of needy streamer ovrload as they called me slurs that they found from an ancient 19th century book of homophobia, ableism, racism, sexism, and other Bad Things. As they did that, they ordered Sid to kill my dog and demanded vivisophvalentine to recreate nine eleven on my beloved elderly grand-aunt's apartment complex, to which she most gleefully complied. Once the playthroigh was finally over, I noticed my eyes were bleeding from the pure cringe I had just witnessed. I also have a lazy eye, so my right eye went to the far right (symbolically) and they made fun of me for it and called me the r word. 

I was in that McDonald's with these monsters for 7 hours. These motherfrickers began having an anime voice contest. They all practiced saying "onnee-chaaaan, kyaaaaa!!! Moe desu ne, moe moe KYYUUUUUNNNN" in the most earraping voice they could create. They all cheered and applauded at each impression, but I had already fallen into a coma. I have magic powers though so I could still watch what was happening, unfortunately, and they also had a professional debate on whether dream is good at grooming 12 year olds.

I woke up from my 1 hour coma when I heard an explosion in the background. "NANI?!" Shouted Davin in surprise. I looked behind me and noticed... wow....  its.... it's them. Yakumo and Reimu from TouHou, the game development club and sensei from Blue archive, master chief from halo, and sans undertale.

Arisu, midori, and momoi shot at everyone whole yuzu hid in a box. Yakumo was doing cool fighting stuff. I forgot what reimu was doing. Master chief created exits within the McDonald's and led the hostages inside to escape (the discord mods were hiding kittens there). Sans was just there, watching. Once all of the chaos was over, sensei was like "hey lil bro come with me ......UOOOOOHHHHHHH😭 CUTE AND FUNNY" and sans immediately shot him with a s&w 642 which devastated momoi. I think midori also died. Haven't I seen something like this before?

Anyways, I went back home on horseback, or at least I tried to. But to my horror, my house was nothing bur debris. My beautiful wife ran up to me in tears. 

"Hairspray-chan! Hairspray chan!! It's terrible!" She cried, her badoinkers boinging badoingingly as she ran.

She was drenched in something. "Whats the matter, love?" I asked.

Then, she revealed the shocking news.

"Shadow the hedgehog pissed on me!!"

They pissed on my fricking wife... 

I saw something orange in the distance and a fat boy staring at the orange thing. I approached the sight and saw a boy in an orange coat, seemingly hit from a piece of debris.

"They killed kenny," said the fat Frick.

Those bastards.