The problematicness with the asterism discord server (if you even know what it is)

Apologies for the long title

 I've come to make an announcement: The asterism discord mods, admins, etc are collectively bitch-ass motherfrickers. They pissed on my fricking wife. That's right. They took their kawaii discord mod frickin' quilly weewees out and they pissed on my FRICKING wife, and they said their weewees were THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my spacehey.com. 

Discord mods, you got a small ouioui. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my boinger looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two bouncers and a doinker. They fricked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna frick the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fricking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!