If I had straight hair it would be so fried

I think about this fairly often. I just know I'd be straightening it and doing the most outrageous aggresive side parts. Maybe it was a blessing in disguise because my hair would be so burnt that you'd think there's a fire when I walk past you. I'd dye it diff colors too, and have a collection of raccoon tail hair extensions. Luckily I've managed to kinda learn how to do a scenemo afro which looks pretty cool, may post it on here someday!