New Year New Me

This whole "New Year new me" is so dumb to me because I say it every year and I make the exact same mistakes just with different people.
I get shitfaced, throw my guts up then down three shots of vodka to wash the taste of barf before smoking a pack in a night with a bottle in my hand while I chat with my friends. This is not me complaining tho, I like the way things are and I don't ever wanna change that.

Fuck "New Year new me", I'm going for New Year worse me.