Quotes from a bunch of high school boys

I have a free period twice a week, where it's just me and a handful of cis, straight, 11th grade boys. So to cure my boredom, I've started quoting them. uhhh warnings for mild racism, mentions of porn and cocks. Enjoy?

• Scrabble is bit gay.

• Indians are either really cool or really ass.

• It's okay to watch porn, cause you're not imagining it. If you read it, you're like, visualizing it.

• Reading porn is gay, cause you're visualizing cock.

• Pakistani's are chill or ultra racists.

• Black people are really chill though.

• 'They either shoot you, fuck with you, or fuck you'.

• 'bro, the size of cocks in prisons'.

• 'nice, cause glass covering the plastic' 'mmm... insulation'.

• 'what would a sri lankan black?'.

• Canada is the last place i thought they'd have (dickies???).

• I just wanna play one match with a black person.

• lebron james is such a baddie.

• Somalians are like monkeys cause they came from later in evolution. all jumping and fighting .(totally serious)

• we eat curry, we're not monkeys.

• watching a gore video of a Russian soldier and Ukrainian soldier is kinda emotional.

• a black guy probably discovered chicken.

• mutton biryani is good but mutton mutton is ass.

• bro... CHEESE i could cheese everyday.

• 'I'm scared of chia seeds'.

• 'let's fucking anal him bro'.

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And then they just talked about vegetables for the rest of class. To preface, I don't believe in any of this, nothing is edited. This is all straight from the horse's mouth. If enough people like this, might post another from next class