Hidden KFC at School

“Alright folks—let me just say this right off the bat: what these students did was WRONG! Destroying property is not how you solve problems—it’s vandalism! And let me tell you something else—if MY kids ever pulled a stunt like this? Oh honey—they’d be grounded until college!

“But let’s talk about this so-called ‘hidden KFC.’ What were these adults thinking?! You’ve got Michelle Obama out there telling kids across America to eat more vegetables—and then THIS happens? A secret fried chicken joint just for teachers? Hypocrisy much?

“And now we’ve got Ron Clark saying we should listen more to kids—which I agree with—but then Joe Clark comes along saying adults’ needs matter more than kids’? Are you kidding me?! This isn’t about whose needs are MORE important—it’s about fairness! If you’re gonna put fried chicken in a school cafeteria—then EVERYONE should get some!”