Postal lactation tier listing

 if u think bout it his milk probably sucks no matter the game. From what he eats to how hes living - the milk is horrible. It would also need to be constantly stimulated for good flow, especially in the first one. But i do believe with each game it gets better, not the quality though.

Dude#1 = quality is low bc of what he feeds on, lack of movement(tremor does not count),i feel like quantity also would be bad, lack of nutrients and all. 3/10, has potential to be better, might try to get better if medicated.

Dude#2 = guy actively does crack, theres no way it tastes remotely edible. Fat food, weird piss holding habits, every possible desease under the belt(and over it) that WILL fuck up the milk production. To get it to actually flow u'll have to strap him to a chair, make sure he doesnt have enything near his hands, and probably keep him unconsious or he'll talk ur ear off and fuck up the whole process by nonsense. 1/10, he wont even entertain it, u'll get to fight for it.

Dude#3 = still horrible taste, BUT it also might be spicy(?) or rather more ashy, he gives off vibes of a smoker, and probably has fattier tits so groping them for stimulation should be easier. Ur ear still will be talked off, and probably worse bc of  brainrot. Hopefully it wont cause any MORE problems with milk. 2/10, nice groping but shitty everything else.

Dude#4 = old man tits hanging to drink from lying on his legs, taste is horrible, skin even worse. He might entertain it for money, you can haggle he isnt picky. Maybe if u keep his diet clean though, aa]ka free house n food for at least up to a month(im being charitable) it might be edible! He still will be bitchy about it though. 4/10, potentially good if u keep him alive for long enough to get it clean enough to be edible,good luck in paying him hourly though.

Most of all u might get a weirdo in ur house with not even JUST a criminal record, but a weirdo with a criminal record and NEW reason to tease u for this and blackmail if u dont live up to ur actions. Lets keep it real, u will not live this down, so enjoy shitty milk n live ur truth. Peacing out ヾ(＾ ∇ ＾).