hello spaceheyers!!! my name is pshovel (silent p like in pterodactyl) and today i am writing this blog to explain why, in my opinion, satou-san from the BENAMI rhythm game pop'n music is the prime example of a malewife. don't forget to subscribe, comment, and HIT that "give 2 kudos" button for more bangers ❤

WHO is satou-san???

satou-san is a character from the rhythm game pop'n music, featured in pop'n music 16 PARTY♪, his featured song is 3・2・1→ Smile! (CHEER-PARA). satou-san is the owner of a little stray cat named shishamo and he often makes cameos in his animations. satou-san works in an office, his hard work being mentioned in his music and character page (japanese). i'm his self-proclaimed #1 fan. (image of satou-san and shishamo below)

why i think he's the perfect malewife

now to the MAIN topic of this blog. here i'll list some of the reasons of why i think this way and a short explanation. SOME of the reasons i'll have to assume since he's not that important of a character and we don't have much info on him

ONE: he's hard-working

as i mentioned before, he works at an office, and he is highlighted for being hard-working. i'd say he loves his job but there's really not much information about him so i'll just IMAGINE he does. this obviously is an excelent trait for a malewife.

TWO: he's caring and responsible

yea...... he adopted shishamo. and i'd say he treats him really well!! and if he has a cat that means he's a cat person. in his character quote he mentions shishamo, wondering if he's waiting for him, meaning he cares about what he's doing even while he's at work. (images/gifs of him and shishamo below. sorry about the low quality)

THREE: he likes COOKING!!!!!

this is an AWESOME malewife trait. 

this could also mean he would be a great housewife ❤❤ 𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓮: you come home tired from work and are greeted by your BEAUTIFUL malewife satou-san. "honey dinners ready!!" he says as he sits down on the table and then. you. you both eat andumm then you go to bed and you get hims MALE PREGNANCY. 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝓪𝓫𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓲𝓽

just put the potato jeremys in the bag bro

okay. that's all. thank you all for reading my DOGSHIT blog. pshovelgamingpro777 OUT!

this is like a joke don't think i'm being deadass.