freakbob fanfic🥺

SPOILERS!!! heh...it might be a lil freaky👅👅

ALSO THIS IS COMPLETELY A JOKE I WAS RLLY BORED SO I MADE THIS DONT ATTACKK MEEE IM NOT A FREEEEAAAKK!!!

heh...i lowkey made this cause i feeling heh...a bit romantical and fffffrrrrreeeeeaaaakkkkkyyyyy

t-t-there he is...f-f-f-freakbob senpai...my freakiest victim yet...I've been watching him for years...my love for him just keeps on growing..I NEED him...wait...i-i-is that seriously him...IS THAT HIM APPROACHING ME?!?  g-g-gulp...*I rub my eyes in surprise* I-i-i-its really him!!! NYAAA!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOO?!? "h-h-hey there y/n says freakbob senpai" *KYAAAA!! is this really happening?? I-i-is my beloved senpai really talking to me?!? I think to my kawaii self* o-o-o-o-oh...h-h-hey there...f-f-freakbob senpai...*blushes cutely* "I saw you heh..doing smth...from over there by the fountain and I just wanted to ask if you were heh...j-jorking it...by chance...heh... asked freakbob senpai" KYAAA!!! h-h-h-h-h-how could he have known!!! I-i-i-i-i made sure to make it not obvious...*gets flustered* baka...I muster..."heh...don't worry my little ekitten...i thought it was...rlly sugoi...and heh..kawaii...heh.. says freakbob senpai with a slight smirk on his handsome face..." W-wah...r-r-really...*blushes obviously* "heh..ofcourse...yknow...y-y-your rlly cute by the way...would you..heh..perchance be interested in me? asks freakbob senpai" EEEEKK!!>_< *nose bleeds cutely* y-y-yes...i-i've actually been interested in you for q-quite a while freakbob senpai... "heh...i would think so...my freakiness really attracts people...heh...would you perchance be interested in..heh... a jorkin session with me... says freakbob senpai while blushing and twirling his non existent hair" Y-y-y-yes!!!! ofcourse i would freakbob senpai...i-i-infact...i would be honored too!!!!>_< 

*short little time skip to 9 months later*

"AUGHHHHH!!!!! ITS COMING!! THE BABIES COMINGGG!!!!"

push harder freakbob senpai!! you can do it!! push for our child!!

*freakbob senpai pushes*

"I-i-i-i-its here...o-o-our childs finally here into the world..." 

* I walk over to see me and freakbobs supposed child...just to find out...its half squid...and it...it looks like my number 1 enemy...squidward san...* 

* GASPS IN SHOCK VERY DRAMATICALLY!!*

"i-i-is our child as beautiful as we predicted? freakbob senpai asks" 

THIS IS NOT OUR CHILD...y-y-y-you cheater...all those moments together...all our jorking sessions...just to find out..the child i thought was mine...was really my enemys child... *starts bawling cutely*

"w-wait!! its not what you think..!! i-i-i promise... freakbob senpai says while tears start coming out of his eyes"

thats enough out of you...you cheater!! I hope you have a good life with that squid and you guys child...*runs away cutely*

I can never go back...to the life i tried to make..for me, freakbob senpai, and the child I thought was mine...

* rain starts pouring out of the sky dramatically*

"sigh...i-i-i-i thought my genes would come out stronger...and the baby would barely look like squidward sama...i-i-i-i guess i have no other choice but to tell squidward sama...my one true love...

*calls squidward sama* ring ring!!!

"hello?...freakbob senpai...w-w-why are you calling me... asks squidward sama"

"so...yknow 9 months ago...when we jorked extremely hard together...well...turns out that I got mpregged..a-a-a-and I just gave birth to OUR child... says freakbob senpai"

"heh...so...I guess that other person just wasn't for you then....I'll be going over to the hospital immediately...tell me...is our child freaky like us...? says squidward sama smiling and crying tears of happiness"

"heh...yeah...our child is just like us...its like..me and you had a baby..."

"hah...im glad...you know..I really do love you freakbob senpai...says squidward sama while blushing"

"heh...I love you too squidward sama... freakbob senpai says while blushing and curling his toes"

(hah...ty for reading this im very arigatouful..u silly little bakas...🥺 i hope u enjoyed this freaky lil fanfic i made...it made me lose 70 years off my life...but...heh it was worth it...🥺)