my dad is becoming chronically online. save me.

BASICALLY my dad has picked up on kaomojis (i love using them so thats probably where he got it from lmao) and he KEEPS spamming them. same with all of the shortcut things like /j, /hj and /srs LIKE BRO this has to be some kind of lab experiment because how is my dad getting more chronically online than i am. i usually have to pull up some type of urban dictionary to find out some od the stuff he has been saying and its genuinely confusing how he knows some of the most OBSCURE slang shit that people actually use,, like ive read my friends saying this type of stuff and they are geniuses with this so HOW DOES MY DAD KNOW IT BEFORE ME?? this was thrilling.

okay bye