i love the lonely island

Have a motherfuckin' baby on the floor
Raise it in the club, homeschool it by the door
Now be ambidextrous – fuckin' ambidextrous
We'll come around and test you
It's no biggie on our checklist
Now ladies, whip your dick out – whip, whip your dick out
Don't ask how, just fuckin' figure it out
Now make your booty speak – teach that ass English
Make it suck helium and (talk like this)
Now eat the banana – potassium for stamina
Then build a school, burn it down
Get on the floor and do it now
Fuck a house, eat a shoe, all because we told you to