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Oxygen is a Hallucinogenic

Hey bro did you know that oxygen is a hallucinogenic?



The air we breathe is making us see things!!!


The government is totally poisoning and making us live in this disgusting world!! 



Trust me bro. I know all the
government secrets. You’re lucky I’m choosing to tell only you... 



If I let the news out, I’ll suffer the same fate as Max Spiers... 



To stop the hallucinations we’ve confused with
reality, we must take large amounts of other hallucinogens to cancel it out!! 



Alright
bro, do you have LSD on you? 



And don’t forget your
helmet to protect yourself from the electromagnetic fields!! (Another ploy from the government.)



Yipee!! 



Now we are so clearpilled we can see through the matrix!! Now you can see... 



The ultimate truth about the world is rainbows and unicorns!!! 



A real image of me and you (you're the dog on the left), enjoying our days with the unicorns and rainbows after we have been made aware of mass deception. 


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Maximyst

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I love this


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Maximyst

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I love this


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★ :BIVE !?★.ᐟ

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YES YES I KNEW IT MY THEORIES WERE RIGHT!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!


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✮PitterAarav✮

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this made me breathe manually


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N3ckrow

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ykw i fw this heavy gng, tin foil hat alr made.


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hell yeah!

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TinyRogue1

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The Picmix goes crazy!!!


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thank u! its an unedited totally real picture

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Aster

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is that unicorn real


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yeah lol

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