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Go Fuck Yourself!
The semi-official derogatory destination on the Internet
What is this page?
This is the semi-official derogatory destination on the web. People generally get told to go here.
What does that mean?
If you found yourself on this page, chances are somebody just told you to Go Fuck Yourself in a rude, but rather elegant manner - by presenting you with a link.
How could this have happened to me?!
Here are some of the more common causes:
- Whoever told you to go here became bored or tired of your stupid questions, requests or advice.
- You have offended someone with a callous remark; you insulted their religious beliefs, political views, or musical taste...or in some way criticized something that they hold dear.
- Somebody is hinting at the fact that they won't be paying back the money they owe you.
- You are being told that someone will not sleep with or become intimate with you.
- You're just not that interesting...that happens, too.
There is, of course, a small chance that you have arrived here accidentally, for example, via a link in a search engine. But think about it…maybe you should seriously consider altering your lifestyle if even search engines are telling you to go fuck yourself?
What should I do now?
Here are some options (by no means an exhaustive list):
- Re-think your relationship with whoever told you to go here.
- Get majorly offended, possibly severing all contact.
- Bookmark this page so you can tell someone else to go here when need arises.
Remember: You are not the first person in the world to be told to go fuck themselves, and you certainly won't be the last. For instance, this page was created on [date], and already [a huge number of] people were told to go here...
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