storytime of the time a drunk lady CRASHED INTO 7 ELEVEN and i got FREE CHIPS because i MANIFESTED i think???

so i was like eating chips not bothering anyone and this MAN (cashier) yells at me like OH YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THAT BEFORE EATING IT FIRST MAAM and well honestly I DONT CARE but whatever

so i went up to him and i was like i dont HAVE money on me right NOW and he kinda got mad??? and called me BROKE??

okno but he said "Well so you cant afford that then" and so was he calling me broke?? i think so,

so i got really upset and pretended to cry a little and yelled "yes i CAN" and all of a sudden THE WALL FALLS ON HIM!!! i thought i had gotten supernatural superpowers but then behind the smoke i see a giiiiant car and im like. oh ._. OH 0.0 like that

obvi i wasnt the only one in the store and everyone got up to the cash register IDK if they were trying to steal or get him off from under the wall and car but i literally dont help men who call me broke so OBVI i ran out STILL WITH MY CHIPS!!!!!!!!!

and i got away with my free chips and a new superpower, drunk driving xDDD

...nosrsly the news said it was a lady driving drunk, and here i thought my rage made the wall fall ;v; ok

but its kinda weird bcuz i actually saw her the other day buying chips too and when the cashier saw her card decline he said the same thing and obvi i thought wow BROKIE ALERT but now i understand her pain. IG she was getting revenge and honestly I SUPPORT HER. if she hadnt done it I WOULDVE. well not really bcuz i dont have a license to drive drunk. but if i had one i WOULD

anyway so my parents saw me enter and they were like WHY DIDNT YOU BRING THE GROCERIES and WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN DUST!!!! and i was still eating chips not doing anything bad literally and then they sat to watch TV and saw the news and went OMG YOU COULDVE DIED WE ARE NEVER LETTING YOU OUT ON UR OWN AGAIN!!! and OMG do parents NOT RESPECT PRIVACY ANYMORE??? if a car crashes onto me while im working at 7/11, which first of all WOULDNT HAPPEN because I WOULD NEVER F##ING WORK AT 7/ELEVEN AND IF I DID I WOULDNT CALL PEOPLE BROKE, thats literally NOT THEIR PROBLEM other than the hospital bills they have to pay BUT WHATEVER.

my EX-friend brianna said that manifesting was like when u say u want smth so it happens and maybe thats what i did??? so maybe i still have POWERS???? HOPE SO!!! BCUZ NEXT TIME IM CRASHING A CAR ONTO HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH YOURSELF BRI

anyway so i went again yesterday because i wanted chips again yesterday and the cashier wasnt there anymore so I WIN YOU LOSE. LEARN THE RULES BUDDY

so yea.. guess im a pro, but dont get jelly, if one of U have a cashier u hate, just get angry and summon a drunk driver! then maybe you can be like me someday!

KAYLA OUT. UNTIL NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!