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brief Egypt holiday + consequences

OK so 

Just got back yesterday afternoon  from going overseas on holiday 

I went off to Egypt with my family for about 10 days 

it was so exceptionally gorgeous as a country but in a super cluttered and busy, dirty way.

Since its a military state it was just, so safe and highly policed by people who actually do their job it was so shocking and really refreshing.


there are 101 things i could possibly say but heres a small list

  • beware of the Cairo streets and literally JUST WALK. dont stop, just be super ballsy and continue walking thats the only way.
  • The temples are so stunner and well preserved when they could be.
  • There are so many meow-meow kitties walking round the streets and every dog is LITERALLY pregnant. like all of them. Knocked up it was insane.
  • Ashwan and Luxor are a must see but those airports will wound you 
  • its also smart to get a new sim dont let anyone lie to you
  • dubai is a mall disguised as an airport and it belongs to a fake country thats there to sap your wallet.


ANYWAYS theres a lot of things i could tell you about the cruise or the nunu baby crocodile i got to hold and the camel i rode and whatnot but.


so theres past lore that im not going to share cuz id come off as even stupider but 

i got a henna tattoo - im allergic to the uhh ppd? dye 

catch me tweaking out on the long flight and on every walk in the hot ass desert. like i went in winter but luxor and ashwan are no joke gang.

so my hand swole, hella fuvking itchy and the shape its very much there, worst bit being i sleep on my hand so one morning BOOM on my fuck ass face!!! 

my chin to be exact but its spreading and hoooly fuck not fun

atleast itll probably leave a cool ass swirly scar so a win is a win?


WELL tomorrow is my 18th birthday and thats cool and all BUUUT i get to finally watch sonic movie 3 im so hype its insane.


if there are questions that want to be asked ill answer probably or even if you want more information on the allergy.


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