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My response to the Allegations

*sigh, fixes camera*


Yes... I use YouTube Music, I'm sorry.


You all are free to block me, and ridicule me but..but. yes I am a YT Music user... ::(

I am sure all of you are appalled and want me burnt at the stake in the middle of the square, or have me exiled by all the townsfolk, and I understand... but please don't that'd be very extreme over this. I hope you all can forgive me and my actions, i wish nothing more than to move on with this whole drama.


I will be on a therapy leave, all the #catsoneverythingisoverparty tweets and the frequent pipe bombs found in my turtles tank have been very bad for my mental health. I have spoken to many therapists and they all have laughed at me and gave me a noogie then stuffed me in a locker, I have tried suing said therapists, but I have then been hung upside by the ankles and shook till my lunch money fell from my pockets by the judge. And I will specify, by therapy leave I do mean I go on a tropical vacation where the island is just all my money, and the beach house is made of my money, and the food is just gold and so are the coconuts (I am struggling). I hope we can make amends and look past this, I want to start over, except I do still wanna use YouTube Music like it's really good. I'm so sorry everyone who has been torn by my actions, I have made a severe lapse of my judgement, and hopefully we can get through this... together.


I will be better, I will never make a mistake as bad as this was ever again. Many of you may know my job as a pilot was almost taken from me, after an angry mob crashed into our plane and we crashed into the Galapagos Islands 2 and was stranded for two hours. Yes everyone survived and yes no harm was done at all, and there was plenty of harvestable food for everyone but I was losing my mind ever so slowly, I ate every survivor. I had to. There was no other way for my survival. They all haunt me, everytime I sleep, every move I make, they're watching me. Ridiculing me. Everyday... until I take my medication, then I'm a happy camper.


Uh... uhm... what was I talking about again?


Any ways I hope you all can forgive me and give me a hug after the show so I can feel better. As you leave, please clean around your seat and pick up any plastic rats, popcorn, or sneeze plasma you may have dropped while listening. If you have lost any possessions during the viewing, :3 teehee it's mine now :P blehhh.


Okay, I'm done crying now. Bye bye everyBODY X3


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