Silly little icp themed vent

Suicide Hotline, may I help you?
Yeah, uh, well I'm 'bout to fuckin' kill myself
Listen, you don't wanna do that, okay? You don't wanna do that
I'm gonna, eh, there's so many fuckin' reasons why
I don't even need to be here anymore
There's no reason-
I'm gonna put a slug in my fuckin' head!
You don't wanna do that, you wanna be here on Earth, okay?
Fuck that shit man! I got a gun right now
Put it away
And I got it right under my chin, man, fuck that!
Take it away from your chin
I'm gonna fuckin' blow my head all over the ceiling
No you're not, okay
Fuck this shit, man
Hey, just talk to me, okay