damn guys it has been a WHILE!! a week? maybe tw- AN ENTIRE MONTH WHAT??? happy new year ig???

i just get so silly when im in my bed and don't want to move 10 centimeters from under my blanket because then i will have to face the world but yesterday i went out to the coop to buy myself a yummy treat so thats basically self care and im better TRUST. anyway that's its own bulletin rant which isnt what you're here for. MORE DBD KILLERS

herman carter: the (𝓶𝔂) doctor

(oh my god im editing this the next day after writing this and WOAH his man breasts... 🤤)

GRRRARAAAAAHHHHHHH I NEED ITTTTT but its sold out on their store and the only way i could imagine getting the seller to make more is by paying way over the 69 ENTIRE BUCKS this thing costs meanwhile i am literally unemployed. they do have this cute sticker tho (scumsuck.com)

ok thats enough about how i need herman in the material realm so i can drool over him. i think you can already guess my opinion of him? I LOVVVEVEEVEVEVEVEVEV HERMAN CARTER he was the first dbd character i drew (mid) fanart of (with peanits 😱 but in a silly way). his lore is super cool, basically hes just a really good scientist yeah what can i say. he convinces people to give him the information the cia needs, probably by offering them hot chocolate or smth idk. then the entity was like, "yeah this guy is rlly chill and hot he needs to be in the hit, 'labor of love' nominee game dead by daylight" and now he gives gabriel e-stim post nut torture in the basement 🤤 i cant believe people actually ship him with feng so obsessively even though its obviously wrong and bad and stupid. "they release in the same chapter so it makes sense!!" ooohhhh so we should just ship elodie with victor hmmm???? yeah didn't think so bucko, watch yourself before you hurt yourself punk. yeah feng min is the victor in this scenario btw. anyway!

i love his foul bile outfit, his the look see outfit is so cool and i rlly hope they add more crypt tv monsters into the game one day, and also i like pharaoh eddie bc ancient egypt is super sick and rad. still waiting on his pantsless skin....... i also love seeing his madness hallucinations in game bc for the second or two theyre there i can drool over them like do you think hes ever just given one of them a little yknow... bow chica wow wow. his game play is fun bc survivors look so dumb trying to play shack pallet like yeah you arent vaulting that pallet bubz :/ and then herman starts giggling like hes INTO this shit hes a freak. playing against him is slightly less fun because ive never EEEEVER met a silly one ever. just let me stare at that ass while you kill my friends PLEEEAASEE. but like otherwise its not that bad bc sure most loops are technically a guaranteed hit but you can make him work for it and it takes ageeeessss so as long as team is bashing gens (they arent) all is well

yeah SMASH!!!! gently tho.... and then mega hard. and then we take a break. and then its round 2... and im drooling on it lowk. one time i read a super good characterization of him in a myers x trapper fanfic and nothing will ever live up to it </3

yeah i don't want to write about huntress now, sorry. im gonna go goon insteadzzzzz