I am totally 100% addicted to Pokémon (◎-◎；)

I literally have no idea where this sudden obsession came from (besides my friends always talking about their card collection) but I think I have absolutely demolished every braincell in my skull and replaced them with tiny Pokémon.

I know nothing about the game, I know nothing about the show and even worse for such an avid gamer like myself the closest I’ve gotten to playing the digital games Ive only ever played Pokémon go. Ontop of that I literally just collect Pokémon idek how to fight or level them up…. ε (*´･ω･) з

I have always had a few cards handed down from my dad (which I ultimately had packed away in my cupboard for nearly a decade) but other than that I’m a complete noob.

I live and breathe Pokémon now, every day I wake up and scroll Facebook market place for new listing, I occasionally stop in at a Pokémon collector store 20 minutes from my house and I spend way to much money on packs that half of the time I can’t even read cuz they’re in Japanese…

I will stop at nothing for cute cards. I don’t understand how anyone now days could do drugs when all I need keeping me on a constant high is knowing there’s a possibility I could pull a super rare eeveelution hiding in the pack (spoiler alert there never is)

I can’t quite put my finger on my favourite Pokémon there’s simply just to many cute ones, I love mew, chikorita, a few eeveelutions, the cute grass and fairy types that all look the same like a fruit or floating pink thing that I will never remember the name of but trust me I love them like a first born child.

I think if I was a Pokémon I would probably be dedenne, I have her ex cards and they r the frickin cutest thing in the world, I even ordered the matching hot pink dedenne binder off of eBay and I can’t wait for it to arrive ٩( ᗒᗨᗕ )۶ and I mean that I’m laying on my bed kicking my feet in excitement rn it’s ridiculous 

I mean she’s just so perfect she’s so cutesy with a touch of cunt and clumsiness

She’s just a care free gal and I totally aspire to be like her

(Also what isn’t to love about a fat round rodent that wears a bow )