how to get drunk

drink hand sanitizer

5 sips, and you'll definitely feel the effects.

Don't worry, i've been drinking this shi for about 3 years now and Haven't been to hospital yet, (except the time i took 11 caffine pills bc I thought it was gonna be like ritalin) but that's beside the point. EVerybody thinks i'm gonna die off the shit, but hand sanitizer is like the walmart version of vodka