Kurt Cobain x Axl Rose fanfic (SATIRE ๐Ÿ˜ญ)

THIS IS SATIRE BTW!!!!!


Chapter 1. Cheating


Courtney just got back from her tour, she searched through her purse to look for the keys to Kurt and her shared apartment, she eventually found them and fumbled with the keys to open the door. Once it was unlocked she pushed it open, her eyes widened as she saw Kurt and Axl making out on the couch. Kurt noticed Courtney from the corner of his eye and immediately pulled away, "I-Itโ€™s not what it looks like!!" he said his voice panicked, Axl had a smug look on his face. Courtney shot a glare at Axl and tears filled her eyes, "After all weโ€™ve been through you go on and fuckingย CHEAT ON ME? WITH THE PERSON YOU SUPPOSEDLY HATE?!!" She yelled, hurt and anger evident in her voice. Kurt felt a pang of guilt go through him, "I.." he was at a loss of words, Axl spoke up "itโ€™s clear he doesnโ€™t want you anymore Courtney, you should just leave" he said his voice full of cockiness, Courtney let out a sob and ran out the door and slammed it shut behind her.


Axl turned back to look at Kurt and grinned, "Now where were we?" he said leaning close to Kurt, Kurt immediately pulled away, "I-I donโ€™t wanna continue.. Just go.." he said avoiding looking at Axl. Axl let out a scoff, "Really? Fine if thatโ€™s what you want Iโ€™ll go" he said before picking up his leather jacket and then walking towards the door, he looked at Kurt one last time, "Iโ€™ll come back another time babe" he winked before shutting the door.

Chapter 2. Fight


While Axl walked out of Kurtโ€™s apartment he ran into Courtney, Courtney immediately snarled at the sight of him, "What gives you the nerve to go and make out with my husband like that?!!" She yelled, Axl let out a laugh, "Ex-husband, anyways he seemed to enjoy it" he gave a cocky smile. Courtney let out an angry groan, "Damn you!!" She said before shoving him back before walking off, Axl stumbled but regained his footing and scoffed, "What a bitch, holy shit.." he mumbled running a hand through his hair. He then began to walk over to the elevator and went down to the lobby, he left the apartment and went straight to his home.


(Sorry this chapter is short I literally donโ€™t know what to write ๐Ÿ’”)


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pinwino

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WHAT IS THIS? I LOVE IT BAHAHAH


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itsme_sia

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THIS IS SO GOOD. i ship kurt and axl so much aahhh PLZ MAKE CHAPTER 3 idc how trashy or not well written it may be i love it


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ZukiXD

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work of art fr.


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Rüzgar Burton

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The amount of passion and emotion put into this... it's a work of art, I haven't such pure form of art in a while. I teared up reading this for real...


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The Atlanta Monsters

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10/10 they should get married next


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โ˜…hangarโ‹†18

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I'm gonna use this for an essay about an independent "book" we have to read in English class, hope you don't mind!


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Ligreem

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Now we need chapter 3!!!


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Ligreem

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give us chapter 2 plz!! C:


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pocono

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what side of spacehey is this ??


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angelofdethโ˜ข๏ธŽ

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need chapter 2 im invested


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mikey!!

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IM SOBBING WHAT DID I JUST READ


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