Today comes the priest i dont want him to come i dont believie in jesus my family believes and i will need to kiss the jesus statue i dont want to i already said that i dont believe 3 times and 3 times got scolded abt it im going to fake the kiss ofc but like he comes every year and every year i cant do this pls stop my suffering-(if i typed smth wrong thats why bcs i have dyslexia and english is not my frist language)

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TinyRogue1
Im sorry you have to do that, maybe next time have one of those electric prank zappers in your hand, and shock the jesus statue. (maybe there will be a cool explosion or something)
I BURST OUT LAUOGHTING AT THIS, SHOCK THE JESUS STATUE I CAN'T-
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