I just searched up "Joe Rogan Bent Over"

So, I don't even know how to express my feelings at the moment. It is currently 12:53 as I'm writing this, and I don't feel safe to be exact. So this all started because I recently discovered this website and how to code in it, so I thought it would be hilarious to make a stamp of a picture of Joe Rogan I had seen a while ago... 

I was wrong... 

This search led me to the lovely website/app Pinterest. I started with tame searches such as;
"Joe Rogan", "Joe Rogan funny", "Joe Rogan memes", and such, but after a while, I started to get desperate. Maybe this was an attempt by Pinterest to hold me back and make me realize that what I was doing was wrong. After about four minutes of searching and getting sidetracked around 13 times, my searches became more frantic, and I began to lose it. This led me to commit the worst mistake of my life. I headed to Google. While on the Google search bar, something came over me, and I was searching like a maniac. I started typing and scrolling faster and faster, and my idea of what I was looking for was soon lost. I then found myself searching the worst thing I have ever typed: "Joe Rogan bent over car legs up." That's when it hit me. I was astounded. I couldn't possibly comprehend why or how I had written that with my own two hands. And soon, thoughts of running away or throwing my computer overcame me. But I realized that would truly be madness, so I came here to cope instead. I am at a loss for words, I am ashamed, and I am the most regretful I have ever been (even more than when I dropped my cousin as a baby).

Anyways, I did find the picture!