funniest day of my life

> hanging out with r at the capitol building in oly

> we are taking photos of each other from across the second floor 

> there are weird little ballast supports inside the banisters

> i trip and land on my face

> still with r and we're joking around about random stuff

> he tells me to hurry up while we're at a crosswalk

> i say "fuck that!! if the cars want me out of their way they can fucking move me themselves!! haha lmao!"

> car hits me smack at the hip

> i fall flat on my stomach, almost bite the curb and r helps me up very kindly

so yeah. series of unfortunate events etc etc