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HEYHEYHEYYY this is my first blog so it'll be pretty short and shitty but I wanted to try out the blogs stuff since my profile seems kinda empty without em. Clearing that outta the way, let's start this epic blog i copied from someone i don't remember YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
1-People that ask u why did u add them
BROTHER, u created a spacehey account, made it public for everyone to see, AND U GET BOTHERED WHEN ANYONE SENDS U A FRIEND REQUEST??????????? why didn't u made it private??????? AND WHEN I GIVE U THE REASON U JUST IGNORE ME OR UNFRIEND ME???? U WANT TO ACT NON-CHALANT TO LOOK COOL ON DAMN SPACEHEY WHEN U JUST LOOK PLAIN STUPID GETTING ALL MAD BECAUSE SOMEONE SENT U A FRIEND REQUEST. WHY DIDN'T U JUST IGNORE IT OR DECLINE IT?????? THE EDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
2-People that send friend requests to literally any user (I'M TALKING TO U, NO MORE LULLABIES)
What could be better than turning ur computer on, opening spacehey and seeing that u have pending friend requests? NOTHING, NOT EVEN WINNING THE LOTTERY BEATS THAT FEELING. But then, you click on the profile to see who wants to be your friend... and you see... THAT EXAGERATED NUMBER...
Man... I can't even imagine having 100 friends on spacehey... HOW DO U ADD ALMOST 50 THOUSAND PEOPLE???!??!?!?!?!?? U HAVE HALF OF THE SPACEHEY USERS THERE!!!They must be bots, this typa stuff happens on every social media. Even tho it doesn't even bother me since I can just block the profiles or just ignore or decline the friend requests, no matter on what social media this happens, I will hate it with all my heart until I die... or get something better to do wich isn't hard lololololol.
3-People that use people who aren't them as a pfp
OK OK OK HEAR ME OUT. I'm not talking about if mychemicalromancelover83 uses a Gerard Way picture as a pfp, i'm talking about if someone uses a picture of someone THAT ISN'T FAMOUS and pretend to be them. I can understand it if it's roleplay or they say on their about me section that they're not the one on the pfp, but it gets to a point where it's pretty obvious that it's not them. I'm saying this bc most of the people that do this are CHILDREN that also shouldn't be on this site, how do u expect me to believe u r a 6'5" emo beefcake when u have the orthography of a third grader?????? I also write like a third grader but that's not the point... IMAGINE U JUST FEELING PRETTY SO U UPLOAD A PHOTO ON INSTAGRAM, THE PHOTO ENDS UP ON PINTEREST AND THEN U OPEN SPACEHEY TO NOTICE U JUST GOT A FRIEND REQUEST FROM URSELF... "Damn, I don't remember sending myself a friend request".
4-EDGELORDS
Ok, I must admit it's getting a lot more personnel here... kid (reference only for those who know). So, the other day I was just checking spacehey, looking through the online profiles so I could add new friends and a profile called my attention. It had a weird pfp and name so I just clicked... worst mistake of my life... MY EARS GOT RAPED BY THE EMOEST RIFF OF THEM ALL... actually, I'm just being dramatic. I don't even know what song was playing lol, but I jumped outta my chair when the first chord went into my ear. I tried finding the profile again but I just couldn't find it. From what I remember, the layout was blood themed (no problem with dat) and the interests section was pretty normal, nothing weird... until I reached the heroes section... THIS GUY HAD TED BUNDY AND JEFFREY DAHMER ON HIS HEROES SECTION!!!1!!!!!11!! BRO WHY DO U HAVE TO BE THIS EDGY?????? DO U KNOW WHAT DAHMER OR BUNDY WOULD DO TO U IF THEY HAD U IN FRONT OF THEM???????? NO WONDER WHY U SAID NO ONE UNDERSTANDS U.
5-PEOPLE WHO DON'T GIVE THIS BLOG TWO KUDOS (I HATE THEMMMMMMM!!1!!1!!1!1!!)
THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE U COULD FIND ON SPCEHEY... DID Y'ALL KNOW THAT EACH TIME U IGNORE THIS POST A FAIRY DIES?????? DOES THAT MAKE Y'ALL HAPPY???????? Y'ALL ARE HEARTLESS...
Welp, this epic blog finally ended, hope someone reads this. THIS BLOG ISN'T INTENDED TO OFFEND ANYONE, SORRY IF U FELT OFFENDED BY THIS BLOG :((
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lucasz_162
take a chill pill, ad some cocaine with that
◠◠ NIKOVAN . .
This is literally me ? ? What are you on, Buddy ..
mauྀི 🐾🍓 (sevikas wife heh
)#lesbian4LIFE
Bro wdym this is literally what I look like irl....
me too idk why people dont realize my pfp is a literal replica of my face exactly
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xxST3PHxx
point #3 is exactly why i b watermarking all the picz i post on instagram lolz xDDDD ive seen a LOT of ppl using picz of my mutualz as their pfp on here, i use spacehey on my laptop & anytime sum1z pfp is of a person i use google lens 2 see if itz a photo they took from pinterest lol. itz def catfishing & itz kinda annoying tbh .-. im trying 2 add *real* kewl ppl not fakez ! :P
nat :3
i gotta say this is REAL AS SHITTT like oml... dont make me mad now.. your opinions are great ima add you !!
Karterr
edgelords hurt me inside
Kay
i was def guilty of fr'ing everyone for a while, i guess it was just a remnant of myspace93 when the community was small and we'd add each other since everyone was closer. i saw the writing on the wall after the first year of spacehey tho im surprised people still do it
Murderous_Crow
Okay, this got me to actually look into No More Lullabies and... That's not a person. That's why they have so many friends, it's a band. Those aren't friends, they're building a fanbase. It's a superficial way to build a fanbase, pretending to be their friend, but at least it's not a crazy reason? It might also be a bot sending friend requests for them.
Murderous_Crow
Okay, this got me to actually look into No More Lullabies and... That's not a person. That's why they have so many friends, it's a band. Those aren't friends, they're building a fanbase. It's a superficial way to build a fanbase, pretending to be their friend, but at least it's not a crazy reason? It might also be a bot sending friend requests for them.
izzyyyy
guys i swear this is what i look like irl trust
actually made me lol
by Karterr; ; Report
_swagmessiah_
My 2 kudos :(
mychemicalromancelover83
This is just so real
―୨୧⋆ ˚ Mel/ Melody! ❗🐾
is this a sign to unfriend no more lulabies?
alicez
no more lullabies is also on spotify following everyone HAHAHAHAHAH i believe its just a bot
ItzNinaXD
Out of all the languages in the world you can speak, you decided to speak facts...
Dezzy <3
every time someone gives kudos to this post an angle grows its wings <3
sofie :3
fax my brother
﹐ 🪞 ﹒ nana﹒⟢
point n3 is an issue when they catfishing its so damn annoying like I dont wanna b talking to some1 to then realize it was someone absolutely different. I myself use a person as my pfp (ningning from aespa) but u can tell that aint me, its just obvious when they want it to look like its them bfr
vespertine
ab the first point, we should normalize adding ppl who we think look cool/blog looks cool i mean if I see smbs profile n see smt i like, id wanna b friends with them :p
Sar
if i add someone and they accept and start complaining im just gonna egg their house ngl