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wonka review: fine. whyn is timothee so gay here. is he gay? or is speculating his sexuality against his boundaries. him and those fuckass boots...ok just informed he is dating a woman. odd. wonka is gay asf hes def doing it with the oompa loompa. whos top and whos bottom? tell me in the comments below. does this site have rules?? are thee guidelines>>>???? movie review it was good.n i was lowkey mezmerized when they were on the train singing and shit like what the hell sure! i lobve the chocolate song FUCK that is so good i think timothee looked incredibly queer (i am a lesbian. i can say this. arent we all a little gay. misa wants to say she is also lgbt. ). othger than that, we needed more oompa loompas. they are the minority in this alternate universe. does anyone ship oompa loompa and willy? ok this was a prequel whatever that means! the soundWHY did they just. SING every other minute. that i\shit is NOT advertised as a musical. mauybe it was and im jst a hater and ignorant whateer. love that olivia coleman is in this movie im down w it yes ms nelson! the chocolate sing bangs so hard we need a pierce the veil cover am i right ????!/?/?@!? OH GOD i love LOVE LOVE L O V E a found family trope. GOD i really do. i write fanfic about that shit i eat it up. timothee. willy. whatever he is father and she is daughter and god i almost peed myself it was too much to handle. when he pinkie promised her LIKE HIS FUCKINGMOTHER DID WHEN HE DWASA KID??>?????r u fuking joking dude i really i cannot handle things like that i really cant i didnt even pause and that is something. sometimes i need a breather. esp with found family. 

misas thoughts (full transcript): my thought on the movie are.. that.. um.. theres chocolate. HAHAHAH and there's chocolate and theres chocolate and chtheres chocolate aHAHA and theres chocolate. um and i also think that.. in if they ever do another willhy wonka a d thr chocolate factory remake that he would reprise his role... obviously.. as willy wonka.. obviously! (with sass) and kylie jenner is the oompa loompa. (talking to me, juniper) now this is where your ship comes in (woompa) ok so this is where the ship comes in and um if you really want willy to be gay, kylie can play a man. i guess.. i mean.. you know.. acting has.. acting has NO BOUNDS. amd if you want willy wonka to be gay, what the fuck ok he can be gay. because he he really only cares about xchocolate. and.. ujm.. you know.. and if you watch this movie, thats what the oompa loompa really cares about too bc if you watch this movie the oompa loompas idk what she said here. they can be gay or whatever if you want them to.. but at the end of they day, they really only care about chocolate. and willy only caees about his dead mom. wwell willy wonka only cares about chocolate and his dead mom. anways um.. i would give this movie.. maybe.. a 7/10 on the fun scale. i had a good time. and i would like to try willy wonka chocolate irl. do they make that? i- juniper cuts in "stop." um.. im pretty sure they have a wonka brand cany. loke "oooh its purple" not the chocolate, the wrapper. in the original movie he doesnt just make chocolate, he makes cotton candy and shit. and he makes- in the original movie, he makes a jawbreaker. it breaks in ur mouth and tastes like turke and gravy and chocolate and blue berrie. but, it changes. it doesnt taste like that all at once bc thats disgusting. he also makes gum bc violet explodes from it. i think she explodes... oh my god. anyways guys, thats my review i think timothee chalamet um.. is.. um.. he really likes chocolate. well, lets ask him in real life. bc maybe thats why he ended up taking this role bc he really likes 1. hocolae 2. oompa loompas. ok im done now

thank you all for reading. more movie reviews coming soon. i am a marine biology major and misa is undecided so we have qualifications to review movies. good. ye and good night.