The mullet chronicles 1

February, 16th 2021

Today is the day that I have decided to start sporting a mullet. A declaration of independence of sorts. To embrace the natural path my hair has always wanted to take.

After spending another valentines alone. To soothe my lonely heart, I decided to watch the music video for seperate ways by journey. I have heard this song countless times before, but this was my first time seeing the video.  From start to finish, I couldnt belive my eyes or my ears. I was laughing, I was crying. This is beautiful. For the next hour I was lead down a youtube rabbit hole of 80s ballads, the entire time, overwhelmed with beauty and joy. This was a stone previously left unturned untill now.  I emerged from this rabbit hole inspired. I went to my bathroom, looked in the mirror and pulled my side hair behind my ears. The site of myself staring back at me with a mullet made me laugh uncontrollably. Never has a simple glance in the mirror brought me such feelings. Never has a hair style felt so right. This feeling was better than any drug I have experienced, more pure, more real. My lonely heart was cured. The mullet is the answer.