whoop, 207 profile views!!!!

noticed i hit 200 views 2day!!


see, thats cool and all, but if you look at my friends and view ratio.. 

shivers. 

207 views, 34 friends 

207 - 34 = 173. 

that means.. 173 human beings saw my profile and was like.. nah, shes not cool. 

ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

CMON..

i actually dont know how views work, so maybe .. in case they work differently (even if one person has already viewed my proflie, it counts each time they do it again) 

to make this the most realistic, im gonna assume each of you viewed my profile twice. (each of my friends, i mean)

34 x 2 = 68, 

207 - 68 = 139, so ... 

139 (!!!!!!!!!!!!) HUMANS, SAW MY PROFLIE AND THOUGHT I WASNT COOL ENOUGH,. 


also, if my own views go towards the count, let me test it right quick...

i do not believe that it does. 

now, considering the fact that i have minor in my about me, a few of those people (139) probably didnt add me because they were 18+

now, this is also assuming the fact that they read everything, which isnt likely, because most people dont. 

(this is based off my personal views, like 60% of people that add me arent minors, so they didnt see my dont add. (also i do take it upon myself to make sure i follow my own rules, so if you are one of my friends and your 18+, please lmk or remove me. i do cleanouts ever so often) 

anyway, lets look at those odds. 

now, i am not the brightest at math, but looking at grading %'s, about 12.95% of those 139 people are 18+  but, dont quote me on that, i have no idea what im doing. (all of this is being pulled out of my ass) 

so, considering that, im picking a random number that makes sense. 


so ATLEAST, 100 of those people were minors, and they didnt add me because im not cool enough. 

moral of the story, be cooler. 

(for my own sanity, this hole thing is a joke, i know this isnt logical. please, laugh)



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